My buddy Brandon and his wife recently bought their first home.  we decided to throw them a house warming party and the some of the gifts that my friends got him were more pathetic than the Detroit Lions.

Of course I saw a few of the traditional house warming gift baskets that you would expect from the ladies in the group but there were also some pretty hilarious gifts too.  One of my favorites was a tacky western shower curtain from Ed that had horses, cowboys, indians and every other type of stereotypical old west motif.  I'm sure Brandons' wife is going to let him hang that thing up

Brandon also got some "truck nuts" (I'm not sure how those apply to a house warming) and also some fun items just for the kids.