My buddy Brandon and his wife recently bought their first home.  we decided to throw them a house warming party and the some of the gifts that my friends got him were more pathetic than the Detroit Lions . Of course I saw a few of the traditional house warming gift baskets that you would expect from the ladies in the group but there were also some pretty hilarious gifts too.  One of my favorites was a tacky western shower curtain from Ed that had horses, cowboys, indians and ev...

Yesterday I went with my wife trying to find a place to buy tasers  of all things.  We've had a few houses in our neighborhood get robbed over the last few weeks so I thought it migh be smart to find a way to protect ourselves if the need ever arose.  After trying a few of the obvious places we began noticing a lot of signs for new homes in Cincinnati  along every corner we passed.  I wonder how much the people make who put those signs out...

I walked in this morning and threw off my work clothes so I could jump in the shower quickly before heading out to shop for my daughters birthday.  She is four years old and the love of my life but her wish does not send me to the most manly stores.  She really wanted a princess shower curtain and I was thinking where in the heck am I going to find one of those.  I spent a few hours searching around the mall and Toys R Us before finding one at a specialty toy store in t...